A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,...

A guy goes over to his friend's house and rings the bell. The girlfriend answers. Hi, is Mike home? No, Dan, he went to the store. Well, do you mind if I wait? No, come on in. They sit down and the friend says,...

This guy is leaving town on business for a week and he's starting to get a little worried. You see, his wife is a nymphomaniac, and he knows that as soon as he leaves, she'll start to GET VERY...