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A guy goes over to his friend’s house and rings the bell. The girlfriend answers.

Hi, is Mike home?

No, Dan, he went to the store.

Well, do you mind if I wait?

No, come on in.

They sit down and the friend says, you know Debbie, you have the most beautifully shaped breasts I’ve ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.

Debbie thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Dan says, they are just so beautiful! I’ve got to see them both. I’ll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together.

Debbie say what the hell, opens her robe and gives Dan a nice long look. Dan thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can’t wait any longer for Mike and leaves. A while later Mike arrives home and his girlfriend says, you know, your weird friend Dan came over.

Mike thinks about this for a second and says, well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?

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